None of this has anything to do with the game, of course.
There was Lula: The Sexy Empire, which was a strategy game, a space thing called Wet Attack, a porny Tamagotchi thing called Lula: Virtual Babe, and a pornographic pinball game, which I like to think marks the point the developers got as desperate as the players.
The Lula series has been rolling on for years, in assorted tedious formats that aren't really worth knowing about, but what the hell. We're here for the one thing it doesn't promise-the most drugged-up, logic-defying road trip ever slopped onto a DVD. From start to finish, the only positive thing you can possibly say about Lula 3D is that at least it has the courage of its grotty convictions, earning its 18 rating with sex scenes and gratuitous nudity from the installation program on.īut no, that's not why we're looking at it today. It's a game whose box proudly promises that "Bouncin' Boobs Technology" lies within. Lula 3D features this warning label: "Intense erotic scenes may lead to CHOKING, SWEATING, and RAPID HEART BEAT." It wishes.
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